vampirearsehell:

why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so much

it sounds like a nice place to be

can someone friend zone me

i like friends

(Source: princeofdragondildos, via 2kawaii4u)

My new choker ^___^ I kind of want to get a thicker one from the same store but now I actually just want to try making my own. o: 

albinopetals:

fannyrosie:

Konstantin Razumov

ugh i need this on my wall in poster form right fucking now 
Television:In the criminal justice system--
Me:SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
aimeefrenchtoast:

damn pb